Futures and Frosting (Chocolate Lovers #2) by Tara Sivec on BookBub. Carter, Claire and Gavin have formed the perfect little family. Their friends are getting. The Chocolate Lovers book series by Tara Sivec includes books Seduction and Snacks, Futures and Futures and Frosting – Book #2 of the Chocolate Lovers. Futures and Frosting (Chocolate Lovers #2) Tara Sivec pdf download. Futures and Frosting (Chocolate Lovers #2) Tara Sivec read online. Tara Sivec Futures.
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I stare at his prone form lying next to me, the greenish-blue glow from the alarm clock on the bedside table providing just enough illumination for me to see the shallow rise and fall of his chest.
Sivec ends this series with a lot of Vagina Hand applause. I want to teach inappropriate things to our children with you forever. She has since fixed that!
Futures and Frosting
The Incredible Shrinking Penis Chapter Oh, sweet Jesus I have never laughed so hard in my life!!!! I think I could win it because I’m a very scrappy fighter. Loved them Clair’s parents are loons. I said the same thing after reading her first futured back in July and I stick by that statement even more so now. They’re sharing a life together with Gavin, they’re in love, they’re blissfully happy well, okay, other than the fact that Claire may very well llovers a Lorena Bobbit on Carter if he keeps waking her up snoring like a buzz saw.
Did you invite Jesus? The following review contains crude language. In fact, Claire is obsessed with watching wedding shows on TV, but covers it up by letting Carter think she is obsessively watching porn.
I literally had to put the book aside because of chest and rib pain a few times. I love picturing this kid just the way he is. They can move past these obstacles and find their happily ever after, no well meaning but crazy friends, bizarre family members or fake porn addictions can tear apart t After a few months of moving in with the love of her life and the father of her child, Claire is blissfully happy. If you love Tangled by Emma Chase, you will enjoy this one. The fuck I give. I’d much rather read than do crunches so I need you to keep the novels coming.
View all 27 comments. Walking up every morning next to this woman and tucking my son into bed every night is all that I care about. Futures and Frosting by Tara Sivec This book is so funny! All I can say is that if you haven’t read these books yet and are looking for more of a romantic comedy emphasis on the word comedy then this series is for you.
But not without problems. She however, keeps saying the wrong things at the wrong times, and Carter starts second guessing whether or not she wants a marriage or not. I’m not sure what I love more about Tara Sivec’s Chocolate Lovers series; the insane characters, the incredibly crude and obnoxiously hysterical behavior, the raunchy sexy banter, or the sweet love story behind all of the hysteria!
My son just got a boner for Sopranos,” Carter whispers. Will their friends make a mess of things with their inappropriate comments and need to know everything, or will they convince the couple that happily-ever-after sometimes really can start with beer pong? There are still tons of unbelievable one liners that have you giggling like a school girl.
Claire Donna Morgan, will you please, please marry me and love me for the rest of your life? The three are shacked up together and things are looking up for the family. I have a feeling that I might have to stop by Costco and buy the bulk pack of diapers just for that book.
There’s a great epilogue that will make you very happy but like I said earlier, I’m just sad that it’s over. I had an incident with slippage…. This conversation lasted the whole hour, don’t get me wrong, it has its advantages, I always have plenty of room at my lunch table as no one wants to sit next to the girl who has weird convulsions and I can always get to the front of the queue, and now I have no friends, I can get much more done in my spare time!
He just told all of America that I have a big, strong penis. My kids were hysterical, so much so that my 7 year old got carried away, pulled down his pants and started rubbing his wiener on his brother while I laughed though I tried to yell at him. Its first word will probably be ‘Whaaaaaazzzzzzzuuuuuup’. View all 8 comments.
Futures and Frosting (Chocolate Lovers, #2) by Tara Sivec
I figured it would soften him up to the note I placed next to the box telling him if he left the toilet seat up one more time and my ass got an involuntary bath at six in the morning, I would put super glue on the head of his penis while he slept. I think my favorite quote may be: But seriously, I think Tara has placed a hidden camera in my home for some story inspiration.
Again one star less, this amount of humor just overwhelmed me! This book picks up two months after the end of Seduction and Snacks and Carter, Claire and Gavin are settling in with being a family. After working in the brokerage business for fourteen years, Tara decided to pick up a pen and write instead of shoving it in her eye out of boredom.
It would be impossible for someone to be that funny two books in a row. So, no more excuses people!! And that’s exactly why I absolutely love each and every one of them!! I should never have waited this long. Carter is head over heels for Claire and wants to commit to her, but a series of goofs and near-misses find him wondering if Claire really wants to be with him. No trivia or quizzes yet. Just Say No to Necrophelia Chapter Carter, Claire and their four and half year old son, Gavin, are now living together.
They must learn to cope with new circumstances. The Chocolate Lovers books are seriously like the kind of movies that you love so much that you have to quote them constantly in real life.